dankosaurus:

acoolsuggestion:

She sleeps a lot because her dreams are prettier than reality.

i sleep a lot because i have Depression

(via trust)

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via trust)

yunghalal:

shoutout to me for ruining my own life

(Source: 3aadi, via trust)

sweetsluttyangel:

Life is too short to pretend you’re not into some kinky shit

(via lsp-and-lsd)

me: i'd love to be in a relationship
*is shown any kind of affection*
me: yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik